A little sweet, a little sweary - my new collection of ultra feminine home decor featuring salty words and phrases that capture life's up and downs just so...creatively! Choose from hand towels, tea towels, and cloth baskets in a large variety of colorful phrase options. Not your Grandma's home decor! (There are such a range of phrases available from this creative, independent fabric printer that it would be too difficult to list each phrase and product option separately here in my shop. I have photographed samples of them all so if you see one that speaks to you, please reach out via message or email or order comments and we can make your profanity-laced decor dreams come true!)
The Choices:
Hand Towels - Made with a terrycloth hand towel in gray, black or a custom color of your choice with a coordinating layered floral fabric and matching fabric embellished border.
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I Use Bad Words - Gray towel with gray and multi-colored floral patch
- Maybe Swearing Will Help - Gray towel with gray and multi-colored floral patch
- I Like Pretty Things and the Word Fuck - Black towel with peachy pink floral patch
- In This House We Fucking Swear - Black towel with peachy pink floral patch
- Or choose from the large selection of others phrases pictured on your choice of towel color!
Tea Towels - Made with a high quality, 100% cotton, flour sack towel base with a coordinating layered floral fabric and matching fabric embellished edge.
- Where's My Fucking Coffee? - White Tea Towel embellished with a coordinating peachy pink floral patch and border
- Strong As Hell - White Tea Towel embellished with a coordinating peachy pink floral patch and border
Reversible Fabric Baskets - Your choice of curse filled patch layered on a coordinating floral bag with a coordinating, foldable cuff interior. Perfect for holding office supplies, tv remotes, electronics, toiletries, and more!
- I Use Bad Words - Gray and multi-colored floral exterior with layered phrase patch and coordinating reversible interior
- Maybe Swearing Will Help - Gray and multi-colored floral exterior with layered phrase patch and coordinating reversible interior
- Where's My Fucking Coffee? - White, green, pink, and peach floral fabric with exterior layered phrase patch and coordinating reversible interior
- Amazing As Fuck - White, green, pink, and peach floral fabric with exterior layered phrase patch and coordinating reversible inter2ior
The Details:
- Hand Towels ~ The towel is a medium weight cotton terry cloth
~ They measure approximately 16" wide x 25" long - Tea Towels ~ 100% Cotton Flour Sack Towel measuring approximately 26" SQ
- Fabric Baskets ~ Approximately 9" high and 7" wide with coordinating interior
- All fabrics have been pre-washed in bio degradable laundry detergent
- We are a smoke and pet-free home
- Gift wrapping available upon request
- Shipping is FREE within the USA
- I proudly donate 10% of my profits to charities supporting children...Namaste!
Other Phrase Options: (see photos for design details)
- I Use Bad Words
- Maybe Swearing Will Help
- In This House We Fucking Swear
- I Like Pretty Things and the Word Fuck
- Where's My Fucking Coffee?
- Amazing As Fuck
- Strong As Hell
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Do I look Like I Fucking Care?
- Go Away
- Holy Shit Balls
- Stop Saying Yes to Shit You Hate
- Do No Harm But Take No Shit
- Fresh Out of Fucks
- How About No
- I Don't Care What I Accepted in the Past, I'm Not Accepting That Shit Anymore
- You Need to Fuck All the Way Off
- Everyone is Fucking Pissing Me Off
- I'm Too Old for this Shit
- It's All Shits and Giggles Until Someone Giggles and Shits
- She Believed She Could But She Was Too Fucking Tired so She Didn't
- If It Involves Pants Or A Bra It's Not Happening
- Profanities Will Not Be Fucking Tolerated
- Merde - Shit Always Sounds Better in French
- Good Morning I See the Assassins Have Failed
- Adios Bitchados
- Let's Go Fuck Some Shit Up
- Bitch Please, I'm a Unicorn
- I'm A Ray of Fucking Sunshine
- I Don't Give A Flying Fuck
- Fresh Out of Fucks
- Total Bad Ass
- Do Epic Shit
- It's Okay to Not Do Everything
Please reach out for bulk order pricing or an idea of your own that you'd like me to make for you! :)